Uhm o leapsa mai veche din cate am vazut, de la Dudette.

Dudette: nestresata de bac;
Mihai (Man): curioasa, inventiva, ajutatoare;
Shoricik: funny, sociabila, pervert;
Lavinia: creativa, frendly, ambitioasa;
Madlen: sociabila, prietenoasa, deschisa;
Ionut (Brian): biliard, kitty, medicina;
Saga: nebuna, creativa, agitata;
Naparcutsa: desteapta, imbratisabila, radicala;
Anca: stil, realitate, frumusete;
Monica: blog, nuvele, dread;
Oriana: reggae, sfantu, fairy;
Alice: verde, mereu, focus;
Habba: de treaba, sociabila;
Ramy: inteligenta, ambitioasa, scumpa;
Kitty: hyper, rabdatoare, ai-ai-ai.

Intre timp o dau mai departe Paulei si cui o mai vrea.

Paula a binevonit sa imi pasese o leapsa mica.

1) Luaţi cartea cea mai la indemână, deschideţi la pagina 18 si scrieţi aici al 4-lea rand – “[...]negustor, insa elegant prin finetea pielii si taietura engelzeasca” ("Enigma Otiliei" – Geogre Calinescu )

2) Fara sa verificati, cat e ora? 2 fara un sfert?

3) Verificati – 01:59  *nu m-a facut mama cu un ceasornicar, ci cu un marinar aveti si voi mila*

4) Cum sunteti imbracat? – pijamale

5) Inainte de a raspunde la acest chestionar, la ce va uitati? – fereastra de mess?

6) Ce zgomot auziti in afara celui al calculatorului? – Cocoa Tea – Nah Look No work

7) Cand ati iesit ultima data si ce ati facut cu ocazia respectiva? – Azi, intalnire cu familia, papat, jucat remi, ras.

8) Aţi visat ieri noapte? – Cred

9) Cand ati ras ultima data? – eh, acum nu vrei si minutul, secunda, milisecunda, sau aici trebe un raspuns din ala emo: cand a murit pisica mea.

10) Ce aveti pe peretii incaperii unde sunteti? – var?

11) Daca ati deveni multimilionar peste noapte, care ar fi primul lucru pe care l-ati cumpara? – silicoane? un creier? nuj ) cred ca un bodyguard. 

12) Care este ultimul film pe care l-ati vazut? – Unrest (2006)

13) Ati vazut ceva neobisnuit astazi? – uhm nu.

14) Ce parere aveti despre acest chestionar? – ca eu faceam oracole mai inspirate in generala.

15) Spuneti-ne ceva ce nu stim inca – ca mai am momente cand gandesc?

16) Care ar fi prenumele copilului dvs. daca ar fi vorba de o fetita? – Felixina

17) Care ar fi prenumele copilului dvs. daca ar fi vorba de un baiat? – Rares

18) V-ati gandit deja sa locuiti in strainatate? – in visele mele eroice doar

19) Ce ati dori ca D-zeu sa va spuna cand intrati pe Portile Raiului? – eh na pula, ce intrebare mai e si asta.

20) Daca ati putea schimba ceva in lume in afara de politica, ce ati schimba? – uhm as interzice prostia? manelele? prostul gust?

21) Va place sa dansati? – Is that even a question?

22) George Bush? – an american bastard

23) Care a fost ultima chestie pe care ati vazut-o la televizor? – un film, am uitat cum ii zice, Employee of the month sau ceva de genu.

24) Care sunt cele 4 persoane care ar trebui sa preia acest chestionar? – Dudette, Alina, Nezumi si cine o mai vrea, ca nu’s aici pe post de peste de lepse.
 

Leapsa de la dudette.

A.

Available: huh?
Age: 19.
Annoyance: tot ce misca
Allergic: praf, polen, bacterii si alte chestii mici si miscatoare.
Animal: catel si in curand 2 pisici gri.
Actor: Johnny Depp.

B.

Beer: black please.
Birthday/Birthplace: 09 septembrie 1990/ Tulcea
Best Friends: what the? nu cred ca prietenii mei au nevoie de o astfel de titulatura ca sa se numeasca prietenii mei.
Body part on opposite sex: tot? ochii, verzi de preferinta, uhm nuj, inaltimea? ah ah stiuuu creierul… sa fie mareeee.
Blind or deaf: deaf.
Best feeling in the world: love.
Best weather: sunny
Been bitched out: da
Been on stage: da, prezentat un festival
Believe in yourself: da
Believe in life on other planets: doar planetele pe care ti le faci cand iei un timbru mic.
Believe in miracles: living one
Believe in God/Satan: both
Believe in Santa: da, mos portofelu lu tata si moasa poseta a lu’ mama.
Believe in ghost/spirits: kind of
Believe in evolution: nu tu, eu mai invat la lampa si folosesc oglinda ca sa vb cu my bff, logic ca, cred.

C.

Car: cred ca mai intai ar trebui sa imi iau carnet
Candy: yes please!
Color: verde, desigur.
Cried in School: kind of.
Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
Chinese/Mexican: none
Cake/Pie: muffin
Countries to visit: all of them?

D.

Dream vehicle: volkswagen golf 5, model nou
Day/Night: viseaza ziua, traieste noaptea.
Danced: everywhere, with everyone.
Dance in the rain: is that even a question?
Dance in the middle of the street: if i’m drunk enough
Do the splits: when I was little

E.

Eggs: omlette du fromage
Eyes: ai mei? caprui.
Everyone has: a dick? haha ) eyes? no… a life… no ) damn I don’t know, ah, gata gata! Datorii la stat.
Ever failed a class: nu, but I’ve got the feeling that I’m not gonna pass the Bac.

F.

First crush: la gradinita
Full name: Cristea Ana-Maria
First thoughts waking up: “fuck”
Food: watermelon.

G.

Greatest fear: having regrets
Giver or taker: both, less you give, more I want
Goals: sa iau bacul, sa intru la medicina, sa am cei mai tampiti ani de facultate si la sfarsit sa fiu un doctor de succes.
Gum: Orbit de mango
Get along with your parents?: Tom and Jerry style.
Good luck charms: huh?

H.

Hair: drept, cu suvite roscate, blonde si un dread.
Height: 1.75 m
Happy: mostly
Holidays: sunt planuite
Hate: prostie.

I. (In guys)

Eye Color: verzi, albastri, ai lui
Hair color: saten, blond, al lui .
Height: inalt, foarte… de la 1.85 in sus va rog
Clothing style: decent
Characteristics: smart, funny.
Ice-cream: chocholate.

J.

Jewelry: multe
Job: frecator de menta pe banii lu’ mama si tata.

K.

Kids: kill them!
Kickboxing/karate: karate
Keep a journal: se pune si blogul?

L.

Longest car ride: 2 zile cred *incontinuu, nu?*
Love: nu, din (ne)fericire.
Letter: am avut perioada mea de trimis scrisori.
Laughed so hard you cried: de prea multe ori in ultima vreme.
Love at first sight: crush at first sight, love, let’s not exagerate.

M.

Milk flavour: hate it!
Movie: prea multeeee…
Mooned anyone: nu
Marriage: in viitor, poate.
Motion sickness: nup
McD’s/BK: Mc

N.

Number of siblings: 0
Number of piercings: 0
Number: 9

O.

Overused phrases: sunt multe… dar nah: gen, like, nah, in fine
One wish: to get into med school.
One phobia: arachnephobia

P.

Place you’d like to live: bucharest
Pepsi/Coke: coke.

Q.

Quail: huh?
Questionnaires: huh?

R.

Reason to cry: nervi.
Reality TV: survivor
Radio station: none
Roll you tongue in a circle: yup

S.

Song: prea multe
Shoe size: 40 and a half.
Sushi: uhm… sa zicem
Skipped School: me? never!
Slept outside: da
Seen a dead body: da
Smoked: what exactly?
Skinny dipped: da
Shower daily: of course you stinky
Sing well: not
In the shower: nu
Swear: not really
Stuffed animals: iepure.
Single/group dates: single
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries
Scientists need to invent: another me.

T.

Time for bed: around 3-4-5-6 a.m.
Thunderstormes: bring me back memories
Touch your tongue with your nose: nu, nu am practicat indeajuns.

U.

Unpredictable: asa imi place sa cred
Under the influence: of alchohol? yes please!
Understanding: i’m blonde! i confesse

V.

Vegetable you hate: morcovi, dovlecei.
Vacation spot: sfantu gheorghe (tulcea).

W.

Weakness: many
When you grow up: I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star I wanna have boobies.
Which one of your friends acts most like you: noone, I hate that on ppl, and especially friends.
Who makes you laugh the most: weed?
Worst feeling: frustration.
Wanted to be a model: for noone, I suck at role modeling.
Where do we go when we die?: la morga?
Worst weather: vara, foarte cald si tu blocat in jungla de beton.
Walk with a book on you head: da

X.

X-rays: 3, doar anul asta, 2 la picioare cand mi le-am luxat si una saua turceasca.

Y.

Year it is now: depinde de dimensiunea in care ma aflu, 2009 cred.

Z.

Zoo animal: sarpe
Zodiac sign: fecioara

Last person who

1. Slept in a bed beside you: andreea cred .
2. Saw you cry: maicamea.
3. Went to the movies with you: ancu, cred.
4. You went to the mall with: ah… ancu… cred.
5. You went to dinner with: toata familia
6. You talked to on the phone: anca cealalta
7. Made you laugh: Ramona.

O dau mai departe Paulei, Alinei si cui o mai vrea.

Some people say I sound strange, some say I’m not right,
But I find beauty in this world every single night!